Surfing on the DC Message boards I came across a topic on wether Nightwing and Oracle (aka Dick grayson and Babs ) should be together, started by someone who's obviously not a fan of the relationship. How can you tell? Well, here's his/her start posts-
Should Dick end up with Babs? I vote no, Dick is a young man with needs a bright future. Babs is damaged goods. She can't possibly satisfy a man. Dick is better off with Starfire or Donna.
That's pretty reasonable, but it gets... erm better.
> What kind life would Dick be living? He would need > to be constantly lifting her to change her clothes. > He would be looking at her butt only to be looking > for pressure sores. Maybe he would enjoy > catheterizing her to get out urine. > > She better have a magic tongue.
Oh, and this one!
Babs would not be able to satisfy a adventurous man like Dick. She needs an older man who can help her with her pressure sores. Its this simple. If you like adventureous sex, a paraplegic is not for you. If you like tall, supermodel like women, Oprah would not be a great partner for you. If you love breasts, Christina Applegate is not for you. If you like change, McCain is not for you.
Cue lame comedy sound effect. Though McCain...hehehe.
Is it totally wrong to find this absolutely hilarious?
Admitted , the humour is WAY more crude than *knock knock* *It's Mommy* and the whole theme of these posts is def not G-rated.
Agree? Disagree? Drop a comment and check out the rest of the topic here-
http://dcboards.warnerbros.com/web/thread.jspa?threadID=2000166133&start=0&tstart=0
Should Dick end up with Babs? I vote no, Dick is a young man with needs a bright future. Babs is damaged goods. She can't possibly satisfy a man. Dick is better off with Starfire or Donna.
That's pretty reasonable, but it gets... erm better.
> What kind life would Dick be living? He would need > to be constantly lifting her to change her clothes. > He would be looking at her butt only to be looking > for pressure sores. Maybe he would enjoy > catheterizing her to get out urine. > > She better have a magic tongue.
Oh, and this one!
Babs would not be able to satisfy a adventurous man like Dick. She needs an older man who can help her with her pressure sores. Its this simple. If you like adventureous sex, a paraplegic is not for you. If you like tall, supermodel like women, Oprah would not be a great partner for you. If you love breasts, Christina Applegate is not for you. If you like change, McCain is not for you.
Cue lame comedy sound effect. Though McCain...hehehe.
Is it totally wrong to find this absolutely hilarious?
Admitted , the humour is WAY more crude than *knock knock* *It's Mommy* and the whole theme of these posts is def not G-rated.
Agree? Disagree? Drop a comment and check out the rest of the topic here-
http://dcboards.warnerbros.com/web/thread.jspa?threadID=2000166133&start=0&tstart=0
Babs and Zinda even have a lil' bit of a following!
Don't worry, Z, I'm pretty sure anyone not following the slashfics still think you're straight!
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